FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What You Need to Know

We hope you enjoyed browsing our site and reading about our mission. Below you’ll find a collection of some of the most common questions we’ve been asked about our campaign. If you have additional questions that aren’t on the list, please contact us—we’re here to help.

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON GUNS?

As a passionate advocate for responsible gun ownership, I firmly believe in championing commonsense and emphasizing comprehensive gun safety training. It is my conviction that owning firearms comes with a great responsibility, and ensuring the safety and well-being of ourselves and those around us should be our utmost priority. Commonsense gun safety and rigorous firearm education can go hand in hand, empowering individuals to exercise their Second Amendment rights while upholding the highest standards of safety. By promoting accessible and extensive gun safety training, we can equip gun owners with the knowledge and skills necessary to handle firearms responsibly, mitigate potential risks, and prevent accidents. Emphasizing these core principles lays the foundation for a society where guns and safety can coexist harmoniously, as we work towards a future where responsible gun ownership becomes the norm.

ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?

Yes, I am religious. As a conservative Christian, my faith is centered around my relationship with Christ. I strive to love everyone equally, just as Jesus taught us to do. Embracing Christ's teachings has deeply shaped my perspective and values, guiding me to treat others with kindness, compassion, and respect, regardless of our differences.

WHO ARE YOU?

Woof woof! As your loyal, four-legged candidate, I bark my pawsitive intentions for a better future as the average American house dog running for president. Growing up in a classic conservative American household, where family values and traditions were cherished, I learned to appreciate the core principles that make this country great.

From a young age, my love for God and country was ingrained in my furry soul. I firmly believe in the power of unity and the strength of the American spirit. Just like the mouthwatering aroma of a Southern BBQ, I am here to bring people together, savoring the diversity and richness of our nation.

Ah, the simple joys of a good ol' game of catch — a shared experience that transcends boundaries and instills a sense of camaraderie. I understand the value of healthy competition and the importance of teamwork, traits that can be applied to tackling the challenges faced by our great nation.

My fellow Americans, I see you as more than just constituents; you are beloved family members. As a dog, I have witnessed the unconditional love, loyalty, and compassion that resides within each of you. I vow to uplift the average American, ensuring equal opportunity and a voice for every citizen, regardless of breed or background.

Let us embark on this journey together, wagging our tails of optimism and prosperity. As the average American house dog aiming for the highest office, I promise to be a faithful, reliable leader who understands the true essence of this great nation. Don't just chase the ball, fetch it!